- Dorothy:Blanche, are you sure you're pregnant?
- Blanche:I just did a home pregnancy test – it's right here.
- Rose:It looks like a perfume sample.
- Dorothy:Put it behind your ears, Rose.
hey remember that time i got grounded because i saw my dads girlfriend in the car and then saw my dad putting the dog in the back of the car and asked why he was bringing both the dogs with us
when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too